kansass:

lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me

basedgosh:

basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

(Source: ddarkahn)


A Japanese dwarf flying squirrel with her babies

A Japanese dwarf flying squirrel with her babies

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

Offered my boyfriend free Taco Bell breakfast. He grumbled and went back to bed.

teammermaidadoredelano:

Foster Mom and Adopted Daughter Realness

belmontswhip:

alternicobase:

Wonder where the sixth will take place?

I think about this every day

channmander:

revereche:

bogleech:

elvenrainbow:

shitsuren-chama:

ocean-child-love:

kaibas-paragraphical-mind:

what-is-a-homestuck:

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

Whenever I see this post I’m always legitimately surprised that no one mentions Beast Boy because that’s basically the same thing, only limited to animals.

(Source: homestackers)

Late night work selfie

keelahsomethigh:

when u hurt ur boob

image

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

moogles4ever:

ALTHOUGH FOR THE RECORD 

FOR THE RECORD

my fursona has always been a wolf

Always pictured you as more of a… Cub.
*winks slowly and dramatically*

cooltrainerdrew:

So you know how they’re developing the flexible phones and screens so they can be worn like bracelets?

What if they continue to expand upon that and create a type of skin for your car? You could literally have the same freedom you have in racing games to change the color of your car everyday.

Or it could possibly lead to some sort of clothing you can wear that you can change at your leisure. 

Put this man in charge of the idea department.

moogles4ever:

because i’m obnoxious and need more photos

Mostly obnoxious.

fornaxed:

who do i sue for not letting me romance james vega